Sexy Lexy in the hizzy… and I’m fit to be tied!
Brooke Hogan is an idiot (and not because she gives the stripper look a bad name!)
Click this link. Brooke Says No Lady Presidents
Brooke Hogan thinks a woman can’t be President of the UNITED STATES because of her lady plumbing!
WTF?!!
I know that this might surprise some of you, but Sexy Lexy is a raging Feminist. (I was a Women Studies Major.) Just like ‘Pretty Woman’ – “I say who! I say when! I say how much!”
For those of you in the Dark Ages, who think that Feminism is about comfortable shoes and cleft palettes… please take a peek at the dictionary.
fem•i•nism
–noun
1. the doctrine advocating social, political, and all other rights of women equal to those of men.
2. an organized movement for the attainment of such rights for women.
3. feminine character.
I am down with one, two, and three! Why do you think I strip in the first place? Let me tell you how I do it:
1. I slap on a little “Thunderstruck” and trot on stage in my tiniest leopard thong – and men are at my mercy. Men pay dollar after dollar to look at me while I literally treat them like shit for wanting to do it. I know THIS stripper doesn’t make 75 cents on the dollar!
2. I’m in the union.
3. I do it all in clear heels.
I tell you what, I am reeling about what Brooke Hogan said. Women can’t be President because of shifting moods and periods?! That is the most sexist, uneducated nonsense I’ve heard since TamiLynn said that shit about Asians. Oh, you should have heard me go off!
The WORST part is, Brooke Hogan is a Woman (allegedly!) Can you believe that shit? I mean, it’s terrible sexist bullshit when a guys says it. But when a woman says it – that’s it! That is some real uneducated bullshit!
Ladies – it’s important that we stand together and not fall into male dominated mentalities. Like that stupidity Newt Gingrich would say about women in combat: “What if they had their periods in a foxhole? How could they fight?”
It's like - WHAT? When the hell are we planning on more trench warfare... is that the ‘Back to the Future’ plan, General 1918?
Also – did you know this? Menstruating strippers make more money! Gross, but true.
Bottom line: Brooke Hogan – you’re a misogynist. Bottom line number 2: Brooke Hogan, you seem too stupid to know what that word means.
I can’t tell you how much female-on-female crime bothers me. Ladies – stop saying anti-woman stuff! Stand up for other ladies! Stand up for your rights! And don’t judge other women – if there’s someone who knows about looking great and making money, it’s Sexy Lexy.
Stay Sexy!
xxxLex
Brooke Hogan is an idiot (and not because she gives the stripper look a bad name!)
Click this link. Brooke Says No Lady Presidents
Brooke Hogan thinks a woman can’t be President of the UNITED STATES because of her lady plumbing!
WTF?!!
I know that this might surprise some of you, but Sexy Lexy is a raging Feminist. (I was a Women Studies Major.) Just like ‘Pretty Woman’ – “I say who! I say when! I say how much!”
For those of you in the Dark Ages, who think that Feminism is about comfortable shoes and cleft palettes… please take a peek at the dictionary.
fem•i•nism
–noun
1. the doctrine advocating social, political, and all other rights of women equal to those of men.
2. an organized movement for the attainment of such rights for women.
3. feminine character.
I am down with one, two, and three! Why do you think I strip in the first place? Let me tell you how I do it:
1. I slap on a little “Thunderstruck” and trot on stage in my tiniest leopard thong – and men are at my mercy. Men pay dollar after dollar to look at me while I literally treat them like shit for wanting to do it. I know THIS stripper doesn’t make 75 cents on the dollar!
2. I’m in the union.
3. I do it all in clear heels.
I tell you what, I am reeling about what Brooke Hogan said. Women can’t be President because of shifting moods and periods?! That is the most sexist, uneducated nonsense I’ve heard since TamiLynn said that shit about Asians. Oh, you should have heard me go off!
The WORST part is, Brooke Hogan is a Woman (allegedly!) Can you believe that shit? I mean, it’s terrible sexist bullshit when a guys says it. But when a woman says it – that’s it! That is some real uneducated bullshit!
Ladies – it’s important that we stand together and not fall into male dominated mentalities. Like that stupidity Newt Gingrich would say about women in combat: “What if they had their periods in a foxhole? How could they fight?”
It's like - WHAT? When the hell are we planning on more trench warfare... is that the ‘Back to the Future’ plan, General 1918?
Also – did you know this? Menstruating strippers make more money! Gross, but true.
Bottom line: Brooke Hogan – you’re a misogynist. Bottom line number 2: Brooke Hogan, you seem too stupid to know what that word means.
I can’t tell you how much female-on-female crime bothers me. Ladies – stop saying anti-woman stuff! Stand up for other ladies! Stand up for your rights! And don’t judge other women – if there’s someone who knows about looking great and making money, it’s Sexy Lexy.
Stay Sexy!
xxxLex
